I'm not sure what to make of this.
For as long as I can remember, my mornings have gone pretty much the same way. I wake up (preferably at least 1 hour earlier than mommy & daddy would like), eat, get naked, get a new diaper, get dressed again, and then hang out in the house with mommy for a while. Sometimes we stay home, sometimes we don't, but either way, Mommy always hung out with me all day.
Until yesterday!
Out of nowhere, yesterday she puts me in the car at 7 am and takes me to see grandma. Which is fine, I love grandma. But then, mum takes off and I don't see her again until more than 10 hours later. What the hell is that about?
And talk about throwing me a curveball - today she wakes ME up at the crack of dawn to do virtually the same thing as yesterday. Don't get me wrong, I love grandma, I just don't like change very much.
Well, I wasn't going to just stand by and let Mommy and Daddy think they can just up and change things whenever they want. So last night, just for kicks, I woke up at 1 AM and refused to go back to sleep until after 2. Hah - that'll show them to mess with my schedule.
I heard a rumor that tomorrow I'm going to hang out with Aunt Maryann and my cousins Aidan and Emma for the day. I think I'll like that, but if not, I'm going to have to think of a new way to get revenge on mom and dad. Maybe I'll wait till right after they change my diaper in the middle of the night, and then take a giant crap that ruins my diaper and my pajamas. That's always good for a laugh.
2 comments:
Oh my goodness...this is hysterical. Don't worry Ryan.....soon enough you won't care what mommy and daddy are doing. You are just going to want to play softball, drink beer and go to The Brew House :)
Hey Ryan, my mommy and daddy did the same thing to me! It's annoying at first, but now I'm happy to get them out of my hair - more time for nana, papa and my cousins. It is worth it, trust me, I get away with SO much more than I would if they were at home. - Jack Burns
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